Sh*t My Family Says: a headless chicken and another exercise in listening

Posted: June 29, 2012 in Stuff I make
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This is the second installment of my transcripts of conversations I have heard. This particular time, I was in a car on my way to have lunch out for my sister’s birthday. In the car was myself, Mum, Dad, my sister Paige, and long time family friend/sort of aunt/crazy cat lady Gail.  It all started when I saw a headless terracotta chicken ornament on the side of the road, waiting out for hard rubbish….

PDF File: Sh*t My Family Says

Unlike the last one, this one is nearly verbatim. I say nearly because I can’t quite remember what was said, although I did jot notes, and I can’t think of anything missing. They say you can’t write this sort of stuff, though to be honest,  I can’t see in what situation this sort of dialogue would be relevant in a film. It’s just real life weirdos at their finest!

Comments
  1. emkitteh says:

    In my hometown, there was a house with a fence that would have looked perfect with a few gargoyles. Every day when we went past on the way to school I would check to see if they had added the gargoyles yet but they never did.

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